My commute route is almost always over highly traffic roadways in Tulsa, including any of the major highways, and especially Riverside Drive, during either morning or evening rush.
I serve my community as a candidate for Tulsa City Council District 9. The election is March 9.
I have some stories, but, they will all boil down to observations: Bicycle drivers are niggers of the roadway. While bicycle drivers do the great cities of this "free" nation big favors by reducing pollution and traffic congeestion, we are persecuted for "impeding" traffic. We do not "impede" traffic, we are traffic. So, I have a dream...that one day a few good men and women of this great nation will rise up, say "enough is enough," and return America to the ideals of the original 13 colonies.
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